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Wednesday, August 18

To change or not to change (a lightbulb.. that is....)

haha.. ok ok.. im not supposed to blog.. i know i know.. but this is hilarious!! n it depicts.. well... the truth.. the stuff in ( ) are all me..


Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one fac to write a stupid e-mail about lightbulbs.



Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........



Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.



Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...



Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.



Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate. (How do you think they're able to change it for AC?)



Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raises eyebrow*)......



Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....



Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Would they bother? (They'd just say "Alamak, relak ah brader!")



Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None.....they believe in praying for it.



Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.(muahahaha.)



Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarb...?



Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?

A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They think they are very bright already.

(and last but not least.....)

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!


whee!!!!!! mugfest!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by theblackazure @ 6:47:00 PM
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