I PONNED SCHOOL TODAY!!!!

ive been a bad bad girl............. *smacks self with AB102 ttbk*.

dunno leh. today feel a bit weird2 ah. like.. head is swirling, body is weak n heavy... m i pregnant?

the answer is a definite NO since im still a virgin...

ooooh. speaking of being pregnant, i watched "in the womb" on national geographic channel...

my verdict?

one word.........

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GROSS!!@!!!

ok ok. i know there are ppl who are like.. "pregnancy is such a beautiful, wonderful thing.. there's nothing like it..." yada yada yada. ok. lemme just digress.

once upon a time, i was like tt! in fact, for my sec 4 mid yr english paper 1 rite, i attempted this essay ah. it was the first question. and only had one word. and the word was.... BEAUTY. it was an open topic so we could choose to answer in any way we want.

anw, guess wat i did? from start to finish rite, all i did was describe someone giving birth. the first sentence was sthg like "the sun was setting in the evening sky..." and i went on n on abt pushing n sweating, but surprisingly, i managed to do so in a delicate manner.. anw, to cut the long story short, at the end of the essay, the baby came out lah.

the reason i can recall this particular essay is because i gt 34 for it. upon 40! like... whoa. FIRST TIME seh!!! and... and... last time lah. *sheepish grin*

so i guess i did deliver a relevant essay rite? hence, the way i described must have been beautiful right? so once upon a time, i must have thought tt giving birth was beautiful rite?

well.. tt was until i watched the show..... more explicitly, the last scene, where they showed an actual natural birth...


water breaking, dialating cervix, blood, gore, umbilical cord and even the removal of the placenta post birth. major EEUUWW.

ok. dont get me wrong. its not like i dun wan children of my own. i want!! (in small, even numbers tho.. like 2 or 4..) but imagine a freaking BABY coming out of a bodily opening tt is at max 10 cm in diameters?

err. right now, a caesarian sounds good. WITH local anaesthesia of course.



ps: did u know tt the umbilical cord is blue, nt red..
pps: did u know tt if u dun remove the placenta, it will rot in ur body and emit a foul smell...
ppps: did u know tt i intended to blog abt sthg entirely different today..