i hate men. and there is an excuse for it. i hate men coz they dont have to undergo pms. i hate men coz their men frens are not super sensitive. i hate men coz they have it good. thir lives are so la-di-da. women are always trying to prove that whatever men can do they can do better. which leaves men to sit back and watch the show. they dont care if the women do better than them anyway, coz at the end of the day, the men at the top will only pull up the men. and never the women. unless the woman is like man.

being a girl /female/lady sucks ok. to deal with period cramps, PMS, mood swings and all. damn fucked up u know. and then to have girl frens who are so super sensitive that they are so petty about small things. SHIT la. girls are stuck between a stupid rock and a bloody hard place because they cannot surround themselves with guy frens because ppl will call them a flan/whore/slut (in ascending order) even though u are just frens with the guys and the only reason u want to be frens with guys is because they are not as sensitive and dont need as much reassurance and "No dear, u are not fat" as girl frens.

the next time my girl fren asks or tell me they are getting fat, then i'll gladly agree and say "YA! u SO FAT lor NOW. Like freaking BLUE WHALE ah. i tink if u jump into a swimming pool all the water will come out. u dun need to go jogging la. ppl can actually jog an equivalent of 2km just by jogging around u. eh? wats dat around ur waist? spare tyre for lorry ah? eh, no, sorry. that's just ur FATS. ur underarm wings ah. waaaah. just like wing span of the A380 ah. then ur butt just like the jet engine ah. if u fart and i light a fire ah, u surely fly up into the air sia. NEXT TIME u din eat so much HOR. so FAt aredi. in fact, u shudn eat at all la. ALL food are FATTENING wat. k. then next time u ask me if u fat again. i see if u slim down aredi anot. if not then i think cannot be saved already la. u go liposuction ah. u dun want to keep looking like a pregnant dugong dont u? and then if its ur body onli its ok ah. but i tink if u go liposuction then might as well do plastic surgery on ur face ah. because no point u got body like naomi campbell but ur face like rowan atkinson right. so, ya lor. in conclusion, u ARE fat ah."

y? y so much emphasis on such small matters. y is there such a great need for corroboration? i understand y ladies want to doll up from time to time. y we just want to stand in front of the mirror and smile at how we pretty we look sometimes. but this "Am I fat?" thing has become an international obsession and its annoying at the same time. JUST PLAIN ANNOYING. u think u fat then just go do something abt it ah. dont ask ask. AND PLS. DONT ASK ME IF U ARE FAT JUST SO THAT I CAN TELL U THAT U ARE NOT. i swear, i'll kill u.

ps: rmb i told u tt girls are sensitive? im sure some of my girl frens who read this post will tink tt im talking abt them. but rest assured that the person im talking abt doesnt know of the existence of this blog. so dont take offense. or else i swear, i'll kill u.

note to self: eh mabok, stop thinking such bitchy thoughts la.