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Wednesday, October 3


ARE U FAT?
HAVE U PUT ON WEIGHT IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS?
DO YOUR CLOTHES NOT FIT ANYMORE?
DID U WISH THERE WAS A QUICK AND EASY SOLUTION?


Introducing the new diet plan,

A'in's Ramadhan Gut Terminator!!



with just one meal in the morning and one at night and the rest of the times when u're hungry, just drink plain water. in just 1 week, u'll lose weight. and u can eat whatever the bloody hell u want! Mc Chicken, sweet cholesterol laden kuehs, kebabs and more!


Sounds amazing? Check out these satisfied customers!

Ms Chua (ain's boss): "Wow!! It's so amazing! She lost so much weight in just one week!"

Mokey (ain's beau): "B, u dah kurus.............."

Ah Boy (ain's cat): "akaaaak meowwwwwww."




Still don't believe it?

CHECK OUT THESE BEFORE N AFTER PICTURES!





Ain - First day of Ramadhan



Ain: Just 14 days later




There are millions of satisfied customers worldwide!!


SO HURRY!! Get your A'ins Ramadhan Gut Buster diet plan today!


What's more, if u call now, u get an additional "How to work less hard than other ppl and get more out of life" video!


So, hurry!! Call 81 02 02 81 NOW!! That's 81 02 02 81!





DISCLAIMER: Results may vary according to metabolic and anabolic level. Batteries sold seperately. Not recommended for pregnant, lactating and menstruating women. Pictures do not depict accurate differences because one was under professional lighting and makeup.No animals or ppl were harmed in making this infomercial. Really. I didn't threaten them in any way.


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