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Tuesday, November 29


pictures!! pictures!! i (finally) have pictures!!

HARI RAYA!!

hangin out.. at my crib!


ok. i didn have time to smile in this one. pfft.


made up for it with a BIG smile.


add a lil 'peace' sign for an ala jap feel.


candid shot by inez= retarded pic of me
(notice my mom in the background)


BABIES GALORE!


my bro's fren's baby girl. forgot her name ah.. shikin or syazwani or sthg like tt..


my bro's gf's fren's baby girl.. radin sthg alvina.. i forgot her middle name lah.


family fren's baby boy. mohd daniel hakim.. or was it danish hakim? forgot lah.

MY BABIES!!


The lovely Ah Girl

My Shy Ah Boy

dun take my picture!!

no!! please!! im reali shy..

rite.



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Thursday, November 24


this, my frens, is music tt transcends age.


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Wednesday, November 23


GEDDAMAT!!!!

tts malay for god damn it.

im kidding. *cue uproar of laughter*

i wanted to upload pictures frm my hp to the pc... bt i realise, now tt the pc has been reformat-ed, it has conveniently decided to erase the pocket pc software tt i painstakingly installed a couple of months back.

"why was it painstaking?" u ask.

well.... if u know how much of a pc bimbo i am (lets call it pimbo for short).. u'd understand.

pimbos.... kinda has a nice ring to it ay? maybe rite, i shud start a series of self help book for bimbos. and each title shud begin with " The BIMBOS guide to _____"

i dunno whether it wud sell tho... last time i checked, bimbos dont really read. well, my bad.

damn!

i digressed.

so.. my point was.....

no pictures for u guys.

SORRY.

so i guess u're stuck with my crapping. MUAHAHA.. the joy.

*ponders*

eh.

i reali gt nothing to crap today ah.

wats wrong with me?

hmmmmm.....

nvm... since i am unable to fulfil your crapping needs, i shall let u in on a little secret.

i have a friend who's scared of birds.

and the name is this person is M_E_A _E_I

muahahahahahahaha... evil is my middle name..




i tink i know y im so emo...

do u tink u know y im so emo?


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Tuesday, November 22


the skies cast a grey shadow overhead.. like someone in heaven is moping, sobbing. tears fall incessantly from above, hitting the soils of earth.. and the concrete walls of singapore. must have been a sad day for the being above. wonder wat happened? did love leave?

we are all in the same boat.

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aiseyman... i didn know i was so jiwang(emo-lovey-mushy person).

anw, is there reali a word "mushy"? n if there is, hw do u pronounce it? moo-she (as in mushi-mushi)? or mar-she (as in marche with a she)?

*heaves a huge sigh of relieve*

man... i've been wanting to do tt for a week now..

"Do what?" u ask.

CRAP lah.

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ok. so im sorry for deserting this ol' blog o' mine... (hey! say tt quickly 5 times)

but after exams then do wat? ENJOY lah. enjoy so much until got no time to blog.. until today lah. bcoz today my frens, i have no plans watsoever. Besides, its been raining since dawn....

i just squeezed a pimple on my chin. i looooooove squeezing pimples. and when i see someone with a pimple, my hands itch and tremble with excitement.

aaaaaah... the joys of squeezing a pimple....

a pop

where a yellow crust bursts out from under the epidermal layer

then blood

oozing out

like lava..... flowing down Mount Doom.. after the ring was destroyed..

my precious.....

a dab of clearasil (or any product with 5-10% benzoyl peroxide)

and a day later

it shrivels.

another one bites the dust.

one small step for man, one giant leap for humanity.


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Tuesday, November 15


the song is talking bt me.

no love.

no glory.

no hero in her sky.

i cant take my eyes off you.


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Saturday, November 12


i hate my pc.

it decided to self-destruct (once again), thereby removing all my files and projects and stuff from my "my stuff" folder. great.

to add to the insult, i was also unable to save my pictures... some of which i hav deleted from my phone after uploading it to the (blardee) pc... some of which were msn-ed to me.. basically all of it is (sing it like nsync). GONE. GONE. GONE.

i hate my toilet.

i wan my own toilet.

wat wrong did i do to have to share a toilet with 3 smelly males (2 human, 1 feline). eeeeeeewwwww.

i love toys'r'us.

believe it or not, its a good place to ehem.. "wash eye" *wink2nudge2*

uh huh. especially if u happen to be hanging around the star wars action figures shelves.

WORK.

i need temp work. or part time work. or even better, freelance work. help? anyone?

i need a computer/desk chair. the cushiony one. preferably one which can go up and down.. anyone spring cleaning?

i thot of kope-ing one frm skool... bt then there's the threat of expulsion ("Anyone who cheats, steals or tarnish the school reputation" yadaa yadaa yadaa "expulsion.")

reeza came over jus now. we forgot to take pictures. doh.

my last paper is on wednesday. so if u're free and u need a moviedate/shoppingkaki/poolbuddy/fellowjackasstodojackass-ystuffwith, im the man for the job.

just my grievances for the day. sorry u had to bear with it. as a reward for ur time and genuine interest and care for me (i presume), here's a joke.


What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'oh!


for those of u who dont watch the simpsons and therefore would be presumed not to understand the above joke, i shake my head in disgust. how can u not subject urself to enjoy america's only native form of art? its a shame.... a shame, i tell u.........

someone who has wits and a couple of lame jokes?


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Monday, November 7


HOLY

SHIT!!!


im so gonna fail my accting paper.

mati mati.. tentu mati...


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Tuesday, November 1


Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.

OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?

GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake thes econd person. What position are you in?

Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

So, certain smartasses might have gotten it right... Think u're really THAT smart? To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

HAH! still think u're smart ay?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

If it hasn't been your day, maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer:
Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask, dumbass.


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