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Wednesday, September 28


actuali.... i dont reali talk abt him coz he might read my blog.

not just the current him.

the past 2 hims.

and then the him in between.

eeeew. tt sounded wrong.

i miss the past 2 hims. the him tts far far away.. n the him who wrote me a doubtful testimonial.

the hims are all similar. just keep quiet n expect me to entertain them with my monologues. they somehow think im a walking, talking, breathing soliloquy. tanya sepatah, jawab sepatah. except when cracking corny jokes. damn. guys love telling corny jokes.

actuali, most ppl dont know tt i dont like to carry on a conversation just for the sake of it. but, unfortunately, i hate awkward silence even more..

and so i talk.

im confused.

i dunno wat to tink abt the current him. except... he has a lot of prospects.

and. aih. dun say lah. later u all tink i bhb...

help me to help u help me to help u help me to help u.

i wanna watch jerry mcguire again. and again.

ps: tabik hormat to the pbmuks ppl. caya sama lu.


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Monday, September 26


nursery rhymes are so crappy. yet they're so famous.

why?

its so unfair....

take this for example,

3 little kittens
they lost their mittens
n they began to cry..

oh mother dear
see here see here
our mittens we have lost

u lost ur mittens
u naughty little kittens
now u shall have no pie

meow meow meow meow
now we shall have no pie..

in the first place, y would a kitten need to wear mittens?

i mean.. its pathetic ah. just for the sake of rhyming the bloody thing, whoever wrote it chose the word mitten.. like.. wtv..

in the second place, wat would cats be doing eating pie??

then, there are the morbid rhymes.

like jack n jill, who went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.. n then jack fell down and broke his crown!! his crown!! isnt it like ur skull or sthg?!!

imagine wat the illustrations wud be like......

wat r we teaching our kids?

tt said, i have narrowed down the 2 best written nursery rhymes.

and the award goes to.................. *trumpets*

"Twinkle2 little star" and the music song...

err..

aiya.. dunno the title ah..

kk.. sing for u.

Doe- a deer, a female deer
Ray- a drop of golden sun
Me- a name i call myself
Far- a long long way to run
Sew- a needle pulling thread
La- a note to follow soh..
Tea- a drink with jam and bread...

tt would bring us back to doh oh oh oh

do re mi fa so la ti do!

so i guess it must have been written by an ang moh rite?

but, being a proud singaporean

this is how i would sing it to my kids..

dough- something to make brownies
ray- ray ban's are my favourite
mee- goreng, rebus, laksa
far- from jurong to changi
so- tong tong tong tong tong tong..
lah- famous singlish suffiiiiiiix....
tea- we know as teh tariikkkkk....

tt would bring us back to doh oh oh oh

do re mi fa so la tido..... zzzzzzzzzz




tido means sleep in malay btw. for those of u who didnt get the last part.


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Saturday, September 24


i just ate rice. with ikan pari masak lauk lemak chilli padi(stingray with chilli padi coconut gravy). it's 1.36 am. i know.

listening to peterpan's new song, 'aku menunggu'. (thnx dearest)

when i grow up, i wanna be like asha.



stern, witty, intelligent..



pretty as hell..



down to earth..



goofy..



she's basically perfect. any guy with half a brain wud desperately want her...

but to be like her, i'd have to get plastic surgery, personality enhancement and a brain transplant.

the world is unfair.




shud i tell him?


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Friday, September 23


i guess its reali nvr gonna happen.

geez.

why did i even dare to dream abt it?

but i cant help thinking... what if he's really the one?

but i guess we'll never know..

coz he'll never know...

alright. im gonna eat my brownie now. and become fat. and fugly. and lonely.

i need a hug.


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Tuesday, September 20


today is big brother's birthday. big brother turns 24 today.

lil sister didnt get big brother any gifts. didnt have time lah. shud go get him a t shirt which says I AM PHAT FAT across the chest. ooooh. lil sister is mean...

anw, guess wat big brother got himself?

a toy truck.

don't bother re- reading the first line of the post. big brother IS 24.

i dont get it. first, he was jealous when my dad bought me my phone, now, he buys a toy truck for himself. fyi, he can easily afford an ipod nano okk. yet, he chose to buy a toy truck. and he already has a remote control car... but he still insisted on buying a remote control toy truck.

at least if he decided to buy those remote control kites we saw on ndp, i'd be happy for him. but noooo.. he bought a toy truck instead.

budden again, its his money. oh swell... ho hum.

anw, just read jay's entry. he had an argument with mumsie coz she still isnt letting him handle his own finances.

perhaps this is why.

anw, don't get me wrong. i love my big (fat) brother... he has sacrificed a lot for the family and really, he takes it as a man. he doesnt whine or complain abt it... he just takes each blow, and sucks it up, like the shock absorber he was meant to be (reference to blubber).

geez. seriously, im so mean. i cant even praise the poor guy without taking a stab at him.

budden again, im his lil sister. i was created with the sole purpose of irritating him....

on a completely diametrically opposed note, have u guys seen the new ikea catalogue???

oooooh. im in love with the dustbin. the one on page 119. sooo nice. i tink i shud get it... along with a full length mirror...

yes, u read it right, a'in does not have a full length mirror.... (GASP! the horror!)

anw, i leave u tonight with this joke i heard on tonight with jay leno..

there are five levels of fatness

1. overweight
2. fat
3. obese
4. fluffy

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5. DAYYMMN!!


a freaking toy truck.


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Sunday, September 18


whoa. the week has like zoomed by like nobody's business..

i feel so cheated. i tot this was supposed to be a one week break??!!!!

oh swell. shudve seen it coming.

anw, i went to watch dance reflections in nus yesterday.... *clapclapclapclap* kudos to the ppl involved in tt.. it was good stuff. well.. minus the short skirts and the briefs and the semi-nudists stuff.. wat can i say.. it's all good........ but sad lah. my sources informed me tt most of the guys (they have six packs!!) are gay.


tts meli, reeza and urs truly. lesson learnt: dun take a picture beside someone with stage make up on. u'll simply look fugly. dang!


did a lil' bit of catchin up with the hulubalangs on thursday.. went to venezia.... then to al-ameen... yes.. im a hopeless organiser.. we had dessert before food *smacks head*. it was the eve of fizah's birthday, so i made brownies. i would give u the recipe coz its dead easy.... but like helpers to david copperfield, i've been sworn to secrecy. so, if u wan some, i guess u have to wait for ur birthday lah. ;p btw, if u guys doubt my cooking abilities.... haha... u shud lah.

eeeeeei. im so tired. its disgusting. and u know the green vein under my right eye? its branching out........ aiyeeeee.... i feel like carrie. (no, not underwood. the psycho flame throwing, ppl killing biatch carrie).

anw, i got new boyfriend. wanna see????



(everybody now) awwwwww........


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Sunday, September 11


its finally semester break. thank god. sorry for being awol... didn reali hav anything to talk abt reali....

hmmm... but seriously, ntu is still killing me softly. especiali the chinese speaking thing..

i got no choice lah. im gonna pin point exactly which group. my marketing grp.. tts fine, coz evryone is english speaking.. except for this one guy ah. but since, evryone speaks english most of the time, he's nt tt bad lah. stats grp.. my favourite.. yes. less is more. n my stats grp only has 2 other adorable members.. we have actuali been able to develop our friendship. yes, amazing. finance grp... ok havent reali worked with them yet lah. but its all girls.. n i dun like all girl dynamics.. coz, no matter hw "girl power!" u choose to be, u hav to face the fact tt guys can look at things from diff angles.

which leaves me with........ my accounting grp.

i swear, its like they think we're still in nantah days. 2 other guys n 2 other girls. CONSTANTLY speaking in chinese. even when we're spposd to discuss certain tutorial qn.. they r still engrossed.. the guy talking to the other guy, the girl talking to the other girl. in chinese. they do talk abt the tutorial qn.. but the thing is, HOW THE FCK AM I SPPOSD TO UNDERSTAND WAT THEY"RE SAYING?

n im stuck doing proj with them this week.

WEI DA.

i miss nj. i miss the sensitive ppl. the ppl who arent colourblind. i miss the dessert stall. n the nasi briyani n the murtabak sardine. i miss the other mly fd stall which open n close like nobody's business. i miss my classmates. yes, we were in cliques. but we get along great. i miss my pw grp. mldds ppl. MALAY DANCE. i miss the hunky indian guys (i digress..). n i actuali miss GP. the subject, not the tutor.

*flips thru photo albums*

a few shots taken on the last day of school...



my class.. 03s23. very harmonious




















my 2 gd friends..

















huiling. a lot of ppl dun realise we've been in the same class since sec 3.

















pw group!!

















some of the mly dance chickadees... pretending to be chio.


















same hairstyle, same shirt length ("tucked in"), same skirt length, same slouch.. but nw different schools........



































afterthought: geez. i was so fat at tt time (end of yr 2).


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Saturday, September 3


how can u not get FAT when u live in singapore.

and trust me. being part malay, part indian, and part chinese doesnt help one bit. why u ask? coz my tastebuds are accustomed to the cuisines from all races.

laksa, nasi lemak, mutton curry, char kuay teow, masala thosai, ice cream prata, black carrot cake, lontong, mee rebus, muah chee, mee goreng, ladoo, murtabak, hong kong noodles....

u name it. i love it.

and...

MOONCAKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WUFF MOONCAKE!!!!!

especially the lotus paste ones. with kuah chee and yolk. SCRUMP-FREAKIN-TIOUS.

then there's old chang kee...

currypuff, sotong ball, squid wrap, crab nugget, sotong nugget, squid body, carrot cake and SAMBAL....

i am seriously addicted to chilli.

then ah, to make matters worse, there are escalators n elevators like EVRYWHERE. even in ntu.

how to not get fat u tell me?


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Friday, September 2


hey ho..

im in stats class rite now...

anw, enjoy this video- my current fav.

http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvideos/danielpowter_badday_hi.html


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