TODAY IS LOIKE, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFEEEE!! IT'S LIKE I FELL IN LOVE, LIKE I HAD SEX OR STHG!!!! IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOODDDD!!
wait.
relax.
im nt saying i had sex. nor did i fall in love..... WELL, sort of.
this morning, i woke up happy, i dunno y... i had a strange dream tho.. i forgot wat lah. then, i watched movies til like 3.
then, i went to meet my old fren, yana.. near her hse.. she gave me a ****!!!! SOOOOOOO NNIIIICCCEEE...... then she lost her wallet.. haha. damn funny sia. but we found it later lah which was even funnier.
then i went to meet lulu guiness (ok ok.. luqman lah). we went to C*OURTS!! to do wat u asked?
TO ORDER AN O2 MINI FOR MOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
woohoooooooo!!!!
sooooooo friggin happpppieeeeee....
then rite, on an adrenaline high rite, i bought my mom bed sheets ah. 2 for $118!!!!! wat the hell sia..
haha.
then rite, i was spposed to teach tuition ah. but then rite, my tutee cancelled!! at the last minute!! coz her father wanted her to go jb ah. but then rite, her mom still gave me my pay!!! woohoo!!
so i went home ah.
then one of my cousins who just gt married came ah. ok ah. nt cousin ah. distant relatives.. but u know ah, mlys are very kamcheng with their families one.. she came with her parents and her new hubbie ah.. to show their wedding photos. quite interesting u know? getting married is loike.. so damn fun ah. i cant wait sia.
anw, after like 1 hr liddat they left ah.. to go some other house...
after they left right, <-- haha, i was just slacking ah with my dad.. then he suddenly said "eh, i brought sthg home for u u know?"
then he took out a vintage, original, size 4 Ray Ban olympics edition sunglasses!!!!
OH MY GOOOOODDDD!!! i dunno where he got it from ah. i tink he bought it fm his fren or sthg...
SO UBER FRIGGIN COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then at abt 10 liddat they left for my jb house ah. my bro went to sleep in my parents rm.. there was no one else and i was bored.. so..... I TOOK STUPID PHOTOS!! wheeee~~~~~~~~
70s stoner
sembelit (constipated).
hippie belo (retarded).
hippie got dandruff. (actually i was trying to achieve the "deep in thoughts" look)
mt versuvius and mt edna.
elvis? more like minah senget.
Bo Bice at the end of season 4.
people's eyebrow
actuali, sometimes i have no idea why u ppl read my blog sia.
wats with the sudden big hoo-haa abt blogging? and who is that xia xue minah? or wendy? or wtv her name is.. hmmmm.... curse the A*Star freaks for causing this widespread sensation. scholars MY FOOT.
but then ah, i cant believe ppl actualy give her money to get her a new camera sia. WAIT. u guys are reading my blog rite? so surely there must be an inkling of interest in me and my life rite? so y not donate to buy me an O2 pda for my birthday! i'll accept cash, cheques, money order, pay pals etc. ya rite. FAT HOPE sia.
my birthday is coming (i shamelessly announced). enough of those hypocritical "i just want a happy life" b.s... here is my wish-list:
1. A Chinook - flamed like a hot rod
2. A walk-in closet the size of my room with 2 moving racks ala Cher's (Alicia Silverstone's character) in the movie Clueless.
3. A pda with in-built camera, video editor, mp3/dvd/vcd player, stereo, phone, mirror, gps and hotguy magnet
4. A white or beige-y vespa with a cream tartan seat cover and a BIG headlight plus a set of matching helmets. A vintage Lambretta would be fine too...
5. k_m_l
lalaaaaaa..... ;]
i've been at home looking after my granpa for a while now.. a lot of ppl assume i just choose to slack ( it really doesnt help that i tell them that too).. but i notice tt when u reach a certain age, u really cant help but wanting to pass. i mean the thought of dying young fears me.. and i'm sure a lot of u too.. but i notice that a lot of people, especially those upwards of 80 years of age, embrace death. its not that they are suicidal, they just resign to the fact that when it's ur time... u go... of course there are others who do otherwise, who would never want to grow old, continually searching for that fountain of youth. i dont mean to judge, but tts kinda pathetic.
i appreciate my youth a whole lot.. but i wanna go on.. live life, grow old and not think about death, but about living a fulfilling life. i want to affect people.
[switch on ur speakers. if no song is played, click the 'play' icon on the top media player bar. gd song i tell ya.]
today i went for the ntu biz fac meeting on campus (at least its not weird like the sch of arts location of choice: asian civilisations museum). it was a high tea session..
fd was gd.. missed much of the talk coz me and my friends arrived late (my fault lah.. i went to the wrong place.. so i cant read a map, at least im lovable..). knew a lot more than i did before.. mostly because i sorta closed my eyes, picked a course and stuck to it. heh. yes. i AM a decisive person. NOT!
chatted with 2 of the profs.. didnt quite catch their names.. (wat? ive been switching off for the past 6 months or so.. not my fault..) it was very very informative.. i was saturated with facts by the time i left and this is not an everyday occurence.
anw, it was gd to see inez and xin ru(whose name i realise i do not know how to spell). ok. heang yee lah. oh ya. sorta bumped into bavani too (the german one).. i bet she doesnt even know my name.
i realise tt getting older might not be so bad after all coz finally, im being treated like an adult.. this means tt my opinions are valued, i can speak to someone as somewhat of an equal and i get the respect of the young ones.
but on the other hand, growing up means im inching(is there such a word?) closer and closer to the day where my parents have to eventually let go of me.. WAAAAAH!! NOOOO!!!
i tink when i was in sec 3 or 4, as a mothers' day gift, i bought my mum a cheapskate $2 vase in the shape of a house and filled it with the thumb brand peanuts. my mom loves vases and she loves to eat peanuts.. so i thought "wow. wat a novel idea!" all in all i spent $3.10 on the gift. its the thought tt counts wat.... by the way, i also made a small card and in it i wrote..
"For the mom who can handle a house full of nutcases".
When the president talks to God Are the conversations brief or long? Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights And send poor farm kids off to die? Does God suggest an oil hike When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God Are the consonants all hard or soft? Is he resolute all down the line? Is every issue black or white? Does what God say ever change his mind When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God Does he fake that drawl or merely nod? Agree which convicts should be killed? Where prisons should be built and filled? Which voter fraud must be concealed When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God I wonder which one plays the better cop We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke That's what God recommends
When the president talks to God Do they drink near beer and go play golf While they pick which countries to invade Which Muslim souls still can be saved? I guess god just calls a spade a spade When the president talks to God
When the president talks to God Does he ever think that maybe he's not? That that voice is just inside his head When he kneels next to the presidential bed Does he ever smell his own bullshit When the president talks to God?
as u all (as my gd friends) know, i find it really really hard to past my bowels. i probably do it like once in every 4 to 5 days.. and no. its not just because my body works tt way.. it's because i'm freaking unhealthy. i admit, i don't down 8 glasses of water daily.. coz i dont really get thirsty.. i drink only when i remember tt i have to. i also dont get my 2 servings of fruits and vegetables daily.. i love to eat them, it's just tt my family's not used to having fruits (by 'fruits' i mean proper fruits like apples and pears, not durians and longans etc) in the fridge. vege.. well.. if u count the stir fried ones.
i also have been eating a lot of potato chips, biscuits and drink a lot of sweetened drinks lately.. and i have white bread with condensed milk for a midnight snack everyday. yes. every freaking day. heh. im so ashamed of myself.
anw, the purpose of this post is to underline the importance of shit. everyone shits. and u should take note of your shit coz it tells u how healthy or unhealthy ur body is..
So here is an excerpt from Oprah. The episode is entitled "Insiders' guide to make you younger and healthier".
When it comes to figuring out if you're digesting things properly and eating healthy, Dr. Mehmet Oz says that you should rely on your senses in the bathroom. For starters, have you ever thought about the importance of what your bowel movement sounds like when it hits the water? Listen up!
"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]."
The next thing Dr. Oz recommends is looking at your stool—c'mon, you've done it before! You should look twice—look at the shape and then, the color.
"It should be an S shape and you want to make sure the color's normal because the color of the poop tells you a lot about how you made it," Dr. Oz says. "You don't want [pieces]. Food is a medicine for you. It helps you. [If the stool is in pieces] by the time you finished digesting your food, you don't have enough of it left to poop out in the right way and probably it's hurt the colon that has to process it. At the end of the day you can analyze your body really effectively by looking at what comes out of your body."
Dr. Oz says that people need to pass gas more often and not be ashamed—we all need to! Dr. Oz says that the average person passes gas 14 times a day—and less than one percent of it actually smells. He says it's so important that we start creating a "no embarrassment zone"—we need to pass this much gas! so the next time i fart when i'm with u, just remember tt its totally natural.. and out of 100 farts, only 1 would stink.
still jobless, still got long hair, and 2 cats, and an intact family.. cept my aunt's dad passed.. painted the ceiling of my room, finished and framed a 1000 pieces mona lisa puzzle.. well, meng nuo li sha to be exact (read: rip off).. watched a whole lot of movies.. both in the cinemas and at home.. still single and dateless.. gained weight.. started reading again.. still nonchalant.. discovered more good food havens.. went for nj mds dinner (i salute prof tan).. got a letter of acceptance to biz.. heng ah.. i've yet to reply. heh. procrastination. old habits die hard. yet to sign up for mandarin class and bike license.
its may... birthday month.. i want a chinook.. pls? or a piaggio.. with a tall handsome italian driver guy with strong jawline and hair like jon jonsson(dunno hw to spell his name),slicked back, in a pin stripe ermenegildo zegna suit and bally shoes.. and a cute white vespa helmet. did i mention warm brown eyes like owen hargrieves? and manly stubs..
so.. u know wat? ppl should really sit down and ponder abt the whole 'right to freedom of speech' thing.. i mean, since when has the american constitution allowed for insensitivity on our part? it may be hard to admit.. but ppl, there has been a MAJOR MISCONCEPTION. the truth of the matter is, "rights" as we know it, are not what humans are entitled to. "Rights" is a luxury. Only enjoyed by certain ppl in certain parts of the world.. and maybe ppl in this part of the world should not be allowed to have access to "rights".. especially the whole freedom of speech thing.. because PPL HERE ARE INSENSITIVE. and dont have an ounce of guilt abt being insensitive.
i admit i do enjoy the occasional mat jokes but i think i've moved past the racial jokes theme.. waayyy past... i mean, if u think abt it, it's just really shallow, childish and down right INSENSITIVE. u wanna tell dumb blond jokes, go ahead.. but i don't think anyone should mess with race or religion.. that's just LOW. some ppl might say "hey, why dont u just tell off ppl who do such things? straight to their faces?"
well honey, tts wat my blog is for.. im not one for confrontation.. im trying to be zen.
bloggers should take responsibility in posting stuff tt do not hinge on delicate issues. We have been given the luxury of saying what we want and delivering it to the rest of the world.. so i think we should be grateful and not taint the sanctity of that trust we've been given.
especially when u're a scholar.. someone who might become a leader some day .
I eat children for breakfast, I like my boys big and thick and I looove scratching my nose. My alter ego? She's that girl your mother warned you about.
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Documenting parts of my rather uneventful life with writings that ocassionally display my schizophrenic tendencies. Blame it on the Gemini starsign.
TODAY IS LOIKE, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFEEEE!! IT'S LIKE I FELL IN LOVE, LIKE I HAD SEX OR STHG!!!! IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOODDDD!!
wait.
relax.
im nt saying i had sex. nor did i fall in love..... WELL, sort of.
this morning, i woke up happy, i dunno y... i had a strange dream tho.. i forgot wat lah. then, i watched movies til like 3.
then, i went to meet my old fren, yana.. near her hse.. she gave me a ****!!!! SOOOOOOO NNIIIICCCEEE...... then she lost her wallet.. haha. damn funny sia. but we found it later lah which was even funnier.
then i went to meet lulu guiness (ok ok.. luqman lah). we went to C*OURTS!! to do wat u asked?
TO ORDER AN O2 MINI FOR MOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
woohoooooooo!!!!
sooooooo friggin happpppieeeeee....
then rite, on an adrenaline high rite, i bought my mom bed sheets ah.
2 for $118!!!!! wat the hell sia..
haha.
then rite, i was spposed to teach tuition ah. but then rite, my tutee cancelled!! at the last minute!! coz her father wanted her to go jb ah. but then rite, her mom still gave me my pay!!! woohoo!!
so i went home ah.
then one of my cousins who just gt married came ah. ok ah. nt cousin ah. distant relatives.. but u know ah, mlys are very kamcheng with their families one.. she came with her parents and her new hubbie ah.. to show their wedding photos. quite interesting u know? getting married is loike.. so damn fun ah. i cant wait sia.
anw, after like 1 hr liddat they left ah.. to go some other house...
after they left right, <-- haha, i was just slacking ah with my dad.. then he suddenly said "eh, i brought sthg home for u u know?"
then he took out a vintage, original, size 4 Ray Ban olympics edition sunglasses!!!!
OH MY GOOOOODDDD!!! i dunno where he got it from ah. i tink he bought it fm his fren or sthg...
SO UBER FRIGGIN COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then at abt 10 liddat they left for my jb house ah. my bro went to sleep in my parents rm.. there was no one else and i was bored.. so..... I TOOK STUPID PHOTOS!! wheeee~~~~~~~~
70s stoner
sembelit (constipated).
hippie belo (retarded).
hippie got dandruff. (actually i was trying to achieve the "deep in thoughts" look)
mt versuvius and mt edna.
elvis? more like minah senget.
Bo Bice at the end of season 4.
people's eyebrow
actuali, sometimes i have no idea why u ppl read my blog sia.
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wats with the sudden big hoo-haa abt blogging? and who is that xia xue minah? or wendy? or wtv her name is.. hmmmm.... curse the A*Star freaks for causing this widespread sensation. scholars MY FOOT.
but then ah, i cant believe ppl actualy give her money to get her a new camera sia. WAIT. u guys are reading my blog rite? so surely there must be an inkling of interest in me and my life rite? so y not donate to buy me an O2 pda for my birthday! i'll accept cash, cheques, money order, pay pals etc. ya rite. FAT HOPE sia.
my birthday is coming (i shamelessly announced). enough of those hypocritical "i just want a happy life" b.s... here is my wish-list:
lalaaaaaa..... ;]
i've been at home looking after my granpa for a while now.. a lot of ppl assume i just choose to slack ( it really doesnt help that i tell them that too).. but i notice tt when u reach a certain age, u really cant help but wanting to pass. i mean the thought of dying young fears me.. and i'm sure a lot of u too.. but i notice that a lot of people, especially those upwards of 80 years of age, embrace death. its not that they are suicidal, they just resign to the fact that when it's ur time... u go... of course there are others who do otherwise, who would never want to grow old, continually searching for that fountain of youth. i dont mean to judge, but tts kinda pathetic.
i appreciate my youth a whole lot.. but i wanna go on.. live life, grow old and not think about death, but about living a fulfilling life. i want to affect people.
so, do you want to grow old with me?
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today i went for the ntu biz fac meeting on campus (at least its not weird like the sch of arts location of choice: asian civilisations museum). it was a high tea session..
fd was gd.. missed much of the talk coz me and my friends arrived late (my fault lah.. i went to the wrong place.. so i cant read a map, at least im lovable..). knew a lot more than i did before.. mostly because i sorta closed my eyes, picked a course and stuck to it. heh. yes. i AM a decisive person. NOT!
chatted with 2 of the profs.. didnt quite catch their names.. (wat? ive been switching off for the past 6 months or so.. not my fault..) it was very very informative.. i was saturated with facts by the time i left and this is not an everyday occurence.
anw, it was gd to see inez and xin ru(whose name i realise i do not know how to spell). ok. heang yee lah. oh ya. sorta bumped into bavani too (the german one).. i bet she doesnt even know my name.
i realise tt getting older might not be so bad after all coz finally, im being treated like an adult.. this means tt my opinions are valued, i can speak to someone as somewhat of an equal and i get the respect of the young ones.
but on the other hand, growing up means im inching(is there such a word?) closer and closer to the day where my parents have to eventually let go of me.. WAAAAAH!! NOOOO!!!
i tink when i was in sec 3 or 4, as a mothers' day gift, i bought my mum a cheapskate $2 vase in the shape of a house and filled it with the thumb brand peanuts. my mom loves vases and she loves to eat peanuts.. so i thought "wow. wat a novel idea!" all in all i spent $3.10 on the gift. its the thought tt counts wat.... by the way, i also made a small card and in it i wrote..
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-Bright Eyes
When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?
When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs.
the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends
When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God
When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?
I doubt it
I doubt it
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as u all (as my gd friends) know, i find it really really hard to past my bowels. i probably do it like once in every 4 to 5 days.. and no. its not just because my body works tt way.. it's because i'm freaking unhealthy. i admit, i don't down 8 glasses of water daily.. coz i dont really get thirsty.. i drink only when i remember tt i have to. i also dont get my 2 servings of fruits and vegetables daily.. i love to eat them, it's just tt my family's not used to having fruits (by 'fruits' i mean proper fruits like apples and pears, not durians and longans etc) in the fridge. vege.. well.. if u count the stir fried ones.
i also have been eating a lot of potato chips, biscuits and drink a lot of sweetened drinks lately.. and i have white bread with condensed milk for a midnight snack everyday. yes. every freaking day. heh. im so ashamed of myself.
anw, the purpose of this post is to underline the importance of shit. everyone shits. and u should take note of your shit coz it tells u how healthy or unhealthy ur body is..
So here is an excerpt from Oprah. The episode is entitled "Insiders' guide to make you younger and healthier".
When it comes to figuring out if you're digesting things properly and eating healthy, Dr. Mehmet Oz says that you should rely on your senses in the bathroom. For starters, have you ever thought about the importance of what your bowel movement sounds like when it hits the water? Listen up!
"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]."
The next thing Dr. Oz recommends is looking at your stool—c'mon, you've done it before! You should look twice—look at the shape and then, the color.
"It should be an S shape and you want to make sure the color's normal because the color of the poop tells you a lot about how you made it," Dr. Oz says. "You don't want [pieces]. Food is a medicine for you. It helps you. [If the stool is in pieces] by the time you finished digesting your food, you don't have enough of it left to poop out in the right way and probably it's hurt the colon that has to process it. At the end of the day you can analyze your body really effectively by looking at what comes out of your body."
Dr. Oz says that people need to pass gas more often and not be ashamed—we all need to! Dr. Oz says that the average person passes gas 14 times a day—and less than one percent of it actually smells. He says it's so important that we start creating a "no embarrassment zone"—we need to pass this much gas!
so the next time i fart when i'm with u, just remember tt its totally natural.. and out of 100 farts, only 1 would stink.
ps: remember to check out ur stool!
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so a quick update..
still jobless, still got long hair, and 2 cats, and an intact family.. cept my aunt's dad passed.. painted the ceiling of my room, finished and framed a 1000 pieces mona lisa puzzle.. well, meng nuo li sha to be exact (read: rip off).. watched a whole lot of movies.. both in the cinemas and at home.. still single and dateless.. gained weight.. started reading again.. still nonchalant.. discovered more good food havens.. went for nj mds dinner (i salute prof tan).. got a letter of acceptance to biz.. heng ah.. i've yet to reply. heh. procrastination. old habits die hard. yet to sign up for mandarin class and bike license.
its may... birthday month.. i want a chinook.. pls? or a piaggio.. with a tall handsome italian driver guy with strong jawline and hair like jon jonsson(dunno hw to spell his name),slicked back, in a pin stripe ermenegildo zegna suit and bally shoes.. and a cute white vespa helmet. did i mention warm brown eyes like owen hargrieves? and manly stubs..
so.. u know wat? ppl should really sit down and ponder abt the whole 'right to freedom of speech' thing.. i mean, since when has the american constitution allowed for insensitivity on our part? it may be hard to admit.. but ppl, there has been a MAJOR MISCONCEPTION. the truth of the matter is, "rights" as we know it, are not what humans are entitled to. "Rights" is a luxury. Only enjoyed by certain ppl in certain parts of the world.. and maybe ppl in this part of the world should not be allowed to have access to "rights".. especially the whole freedom of speech thing.. because PPL HERE ARE INSENSITIVE. and dont have an ounce of guilt abt being insensitive.
i admit i do enjoy the occasional mat jokes but i think i've moved past the racial jokes theme.. waayyy past... i mean, if u think abt it, it's just really shallow, childish and down right INSENSITIVE. u wanna tell dumb blond jokes, go ahead.. but i don't think anyone should mess with race or religion.. that's just LOW. some ppl might say "hey, why dont u just tell off ppl who do such things? straight to their faces?"
well honey, tts wat my blog is for.. im not one for confrontation.. im trying to be zen.
bloggers should take responsibility in posting stuff tt do not hinge on delicate issues. We have been given the luxury of saying what we want and delivering it to the rest of the world.. so i think we should be grateful and not taint the sanctity of that trust we've been given.
especially when u're a scholar.. someone who might become a leader some day .
link this post |
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